NonHelpDesk

Whenever you or a friend run into trouble, just call the NonHelpDesk! Instantly, you’ll receive no help at all from a very professional sounding recording that exemplifies your frustration with automated help lines. Click “…More” to learn why you should download this hilarious App today!

★★★★★

Good Sounds

"If you like having fun with your coworkers or friends at work you will enjoy this app. Perfect in an office setting, helped get us past a few slow boring days. The paid version has an even bigger selection of sounds. I also created a new funny voicemail for myself at the office with one of these."

- Radek425

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Funny

"I see lots of fun at work with this app messing around with my partners. Some of these apps the volume is a bit low but this one is crystal clear and can be heard from far away."

- EMT Viv

You and a buddy have been working away at setting up a new computer system all afternoon. Something just is not working right and your friend is at the end of his rope. Trying to appear helpful, you hand him your phone, which is already ringing through to customer support. Or so he thinks.

This is the moment you’ve been waiting and you have to turn away because if you don’t, you’ll blow the prank by laughing. It’s so hard to keep yourself in check as you glance over at your buddy, who’s making strange faces at what he’s listening to. You can’t help yourself; you have to ask, “What are they saying?”

“They’re telling me to put in a 47 digit pin number!” he responds. That does it, you can’t hold back any longer. You laugh so hard that you have to hold your stomach. Did you just snort?

NonHelpDesk is about the most fun you can have with an iDevice. It mocks and personifies the irksome characteristics of automated help desk systems, taking it to the limit with hilarious messages that are about as helpful as, well, an automated help desk.

At first blush, you don’t realize that the system is a spoof, thanks to the professionally recorded audio that sounds as good as or better than the real thing. This app is convincing, which is its secret weapon.

The NonHelpDesk app is great for your own amusement but why not share the wealth and use it as a prankster’s dream tool? Imagine someone being asked to press ‘8’ for Pig Latin, or ‘6’ if they own a skipping rope.

Try it out on all your friends and colleagues, they’re sure to appreciate the joke. If not, they probably work for a company that has an automated help line and need to enjoy the NonHelpDesk experience more than once. You may just get them to relax and laugh a little. Hey, that would make NonHelpDesk helpful!

Real life automated help desk systems are frustrating enough to make you want to pull out your hair. NonHelpDesk, on the other hand, is an entertaining way to lighten up about them.

Check out some of the fun features you get in NonHelpDesk:

* Easy to use interface

* Professionally recorded, realistic audio

* 5 free, hilarious messages

* Great for pranksters, techie people and those who are sick of automated systems

* Free to download and use

* In-app purchase available to unlock 6 more voice statements, remove splash screen and ads – only $0.99! (USD)

What are you waiting for? While you’re sitting here reading, somebody somewhere needs help. You ready?

Download NonHelpDesk now and be the most non-helpful person in your circle of friends.