If You Give A Conservative A Cookie for iPhone

If You Give A Conservative A Cookie for iPhone
  • $ 1.99
  • Version: 1.0
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Released: 2012-05-10
  • Size: 31.79M
  • Author: Stephen Cody
  • Rating: 12+
IN THE WAR ON WOMEN, IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WHO'S GOING TO WIN!!

In this story, a small cigar-smoking pachyderm with attitude finds his way to a house in the suburbs. A nice young woman offers him a cookie.

That one act of kindness begins an unintended chain of events that tests the young woman’s patience and resolve and, if she allows things to get out of hands, could alter her life permanently. If you give a conservative a cookie, he’ll need something to wash it down with, so he’s going to ask for a glass of scotch, and then another, and then another. After a brief nap on the kitchen counter, he wants to freshen up. While in the bathroom, he peeks into the young woman’s medicine cabinet and finds a blister pack of pills. The little gray conservative is outraged, telling the young woman that if her insurance paid for the pills, she’s going to have to post nasty videos of herself on YouTube.

After a full day of events, including accusations of anti-Americanism and even a marriage proposal, the hide-bound mini-mammoth finds he is thirsty once more. When he demands a glass and some ice for the contents of his hip flask, the young woman makes her a choice.

"If You Give a Conservative Cookie" incorporates 3D renders, the same type used in Disney/Pixar’s "Toy Story" series, in telling the story of what happens when an unwanted guest shows up, tries to take over, and just won’t leave.

The book includes:

* 33 richly illustrated storybook pages

* 18 Pages that can be printed out for coloring

* A witty, satirically comical, and thought-provoking story

* Humorous sound effects provide a dynamic multimedia reading experience

* Audio options to "Read to Me" (narration read by the author) or "I Can Read Myself"

* Written for ages 12 and up

Author/illustrator Stephen Cody has published two enhanced iBooks, “There’s An Elephant Following Me!” and “ABC’s of Universe – The Smart Edition”. A graduate of the writing program at Florida State University, he also the author of the top-selling legal thriller, “Lying in State” and the newly released thriller “Soulless,” both of which are available in the Apple iBook Store and on iTunes.

“If You Give a Conservative a Cookie” will be followed up in Spring 2012 by “If You Give a Liberal a Latte”.

Stephen has worked as a political consultant and attorney for some of the nation’s leading political figures, both Republicans and Democrats.

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